I don’t think I will make it through life without n00bs. I go to bed thinking about n00bs, I wake up thinking about n00bs, I work all day thinking about n00bs. What else can I say? Give me $16K and some n00bs and I will be set for life.

Without n00bs the following would be likely to happen:
/quit
/uninstallCSS
/format
/slitwrists

In closing...as you can see n00bs is a big part of my life. My life is in your hands.

Sincerely,
-jochs
n00b lover for life!