High Alert: Dot is running on 5 blunts atm. (Read last lines if you are not patient por favor.)

Sir Bad Ass, if you will, is a very respectable young (stretching the word for this case) man. Absolutely N/U worthy, proven veteran in n00b Unlimited Affairs. Kami has been an admin before, and was damn good at his job. It is not my decision, nor does my word take an input, but Provisional Administration rights should be discussable for this here sir. Kami is one of those few admins that know being an Administrator is not a fun time, it's not a reward, and it's not a free ride. Kami is the very person that helped to teach me most of what I know. (Alongside Genuine and SajTheVajInMyPants).
Sir Bad Ass also told me when I got out of line about how this is a Job not a reward or walk in the park. When those Koreans were bustin' my ass at 1-5 AM Kami was on there helping. He puts in good hard hours. Kami doesn't have a mic at the moment but god help you when he gets one. Kami will have you laughing from when you connect to when your lame ass leaves the server, but Sir Bad Ass will fuck your fuck ass up if you get the fuck out of line. Kami has great Administrative traits, Sir Bad Ass is a N/Umerican Hero. I would volunteer to throw in a slick $5 towards Kami's admin if Provisional is not an option. I am a true Kamikazee Bad Asserican Hero.

Kamikazee Bad Ass For President []
Kamikazee Bad Ass For N/U Admin [√]
Dot for Kindergarden Class President [√]
N/U FTW [√]

Damn I'm fuckin high...


I'd sex that Eye